FAWP 3

SAN MARCO

   
10TH STEP
 
PIAZZA SAN MARCO 11TH OF JUNE 17.00
 
QUITE EXACTLY
 
WE SAT HER DOWN AND UNTIED HER JUST
 
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PIAZZA
 
LOOKING AT THE CATEDRALE
FOLK - KNOW AND UNKNOWN - START PICKING ON US
 
WE ASK THEM TO STEP BACK AND GIVE SPACE
 
FOR THE BIRDS
 
AND SLOWLY THEY DID CAME
 

SHY INNOCENT PREDATORY

UNDERCOVER FLYING RATS

MAKING THEIR PERFORMANCE

 

AS USUAL

WE JUST LEFT HER THERE

 

 

 

(THE SHOW WAS HER'S NOW)
AND SAT AT FLORIANS WITH OUR FRIENDS
 
11TH STEP
 
AFTER A WILE
 
THE 2ND PREDATORY ATTACK WAS READY:
 
TIRED OF EXHAUSTING THEIR COMPACT CAMERAS FROM THE DISTANCE
 
THEY WENT FOR THE REAL THING
 
THEY TOUCH HER SCRATCH HER TOOK PIECES OFF HER
 
MADE PICTURES WITH HER, ETC.
 

FROM THAT MOMENT ON THE BIRDS

DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE ANY MORE
  SHE WAS A CULTURAL OBJECT
  PUBLIC PROPERTY
  EVERYBODY UNDERSTOOD THAT
   
I WONDER WHICH ONE THE VENETIAN HATE MOST
THE PIGEONS OR THE TOURIST?
   
12TH STEP
THE PREDATORY OF 3RD KIND ARRIVE
 
ALARMED BY SOME BAR-OWNER:
 
  THE POLICE ARRIVE
  LA LAW
AND WELL INFORMED THEY COME STRAIGHT TO US
 
PEOPLE AMONG PEOPLE AT FLORIANS
 
AND ASK
 
IS THAT YOUR THING OVER THERE?
 
THE DISCUSSION WENT FOR ABOUT AN HOUR
 
INGRID WAS WEARING HER MOST BEAUTIFUL
SCANDINAVIAN SMILE - IRRESISTIBLE (USUALLY)

AND WE VOMIT ALL KIND OF ARGUMENTS -

 GOING LIKE: #%&& GINO DI MAGIO %#&&% BONITO OLIVA &%t &&%"#" BIENALLE "#%#%"#! YOKO ONO "!#!# AND SOFIA LOREN !#"#"# IL DUCE "#!"""# "#% LEGA NORD #"%"#%" DIEGO ARMANDO MARADONA ""#"# ZUCCHINI !"!"#"" PATER NOSTRUM !!!!!!!!!

NO

NO PAPER NO STAMPS NO SIGNATURE
GO
WE WAIT THEM OUT, THEY DID THE SAME
SO WE PACK THE LADY

AND START TO GO

13TH STEP

 
AFTER WALKING 10 METERS
VERY SLOWLY
(EVERY ONE OF US THINKING WHAT A F... ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HER ?)
INGRID NOTICED LOUDLY = THEY ARE GONE!
THE COPS ARE GONE!
LIKE A FLASH LIGHT WE SAT HER DOWN
UNTIED HER NICELY LOOKING AT SAN MARCO
KISS HER GOODBYE
ND VANISH
A
NOW YOU ARE ALL BY YOUR OWN
  LADY
  GOOD LUCK

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